Pico TV: The good, the bad and the ugly of 2022 (V)

This Owl had finished his claimed year-end ranking and was resting on a little beach, but my cell phone blew up and he received my emails. ‘Owl, keep up your ranking, one more in the new year.’ As I am indebted to my readers, here I close my account. And you know, the one who bites, loses.

YOU WILL BE INTERESTED IN: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY OF 2022 (IV)

• THE DANCE OF THE YEAR: That of Giovanni Ciccia in his role as Diego Montalbán in ‘Al fondo hay sitio’, where an anthology dance was commanded, the same caserito as the disco with a Miraflores atmosphere, with the song ‘Disco Bar’, by Patricio Suárez Vértiz. Yesssss!!!
• THE INDIGNATION: The driver of ATV’s ‘El Deportivo’, Paco Bazán, revealed that in the hotel of the soccer team in Barcelona, ​​prior to the World Cup play-off match, a rock was set up. The driver held the technician Ricardo Gareca responsible for the acts of indiscipline, for allowing cebicheros, tattoo artists and hairdressers to travel on the ‘parrandero plane’. A Peru with several of its unrecognizable players lost in the penalty shootout with Australia and was eliminated from the World Cup in Qatar.
• CRYING: The one with the ‘skull’ Mario Irivarren, who shed tears in ‘Love and fire’ when denounced by Vania Bludau for mistreatment. He acknowledged that he suffers from “anger and self-control problems” and that is why he was attending therapy.
• THE SOBON: Alejandro Salas, who during the government of Pedro Castillo displayed a monumental bribery acting as a ‘translator’ of the bullshit that the inept president said daily. Thanks to this, he was awarded two ministries: Culture and Labor, where he always used his favorite word: Chi cheñó!.

• THE CACHACIENTA PHRASE: That of the lobbyist sister-in-law daughter of Castillo, Yenifer Paredes, responding to the Congress Oversight Commission to justify their negotiated millionaires in works in Chota: ‘If I don’t work, what am I going to live with, what am I going to support myself with’. Plop.
• THE CHIBOLERA: The ‘queen of the south’, Evelyn Vela, with the chibolo Hugo Vivar that she lovingly calls her ‘collagen’. She now sings the theme of José José, but with a small change in the lyrics: Fifty twenty!!
• THE TRAVELLER: The reality girl Rosángela Espinoza. She traveled three times in a month to Dubai, Qatar, and was featured in the final of ‘This is war’. In ‘Instarandula’ she was asked to reveal the identity of the sheik who gives her tremendous luxuries.
• THE PLAY: The remarkable musical ‘La Mariscala’, by Gonzalo and Chino Sabogal.
• THE NATIONAL FILM: The surprising production in Quechua ‘Willaq pirqa’, directed by César Galindo.
• THE FOREIGN FILM: ‘Crimes of the future’, by the master of the tender and unhealthy, the Canadian David Cronenberg. With the great Viggo Mortensen, the beautiful French Léa Seydoux and Kristen Stewart in the leading roles.
• THE SERIE: ‘Merlina’, created and co-directed by Tim Burton for Netflix. The story of the daughter of ‘Los locos Addams’ is more than a series for teenagers, where the performance of Jenna Ortega stands out, who embodies an amazing, unforgettable character, behind all her darkness and with memorable phrases of black humor .
• THE JOBLESS: Tula Rodríguez, Maju Mantilla and Ricardo Rondón were left without a job overnight when América abruptly canceled the program ‘En Boca de todos’ after five years on the air and put a repeat telenovela in its place.
• THE WORST DRIVER: ‘Chibolin’. In his program ‘Because today is Saturday with Andrés’ he intends to become a mixture of Don Francisco and Augusto Ferrando, but the result is a disguised and insufferable monstrosity, light years away from those two great entertainers. I turn off the TV.