My beautiful people from ‘La Fe de Cuto’! I have nothing left but to thank you all for this year 2022 in which we consolidate this project. 2023 is coming strong and as a kings gift here are the top 10 stories of 2022.
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10. Chiroque broke it in the Copa América and they called him ‘kid’
“They called me ‘kid’ and I was already 32 years old hahaha. What I didn’t like is that they compared me to the Ecuadorian Caicedo as one of the ugliest in the Cup. It was an extraordinary group, Professor Markarián said that we would go quietly and come back making noise and it was like that. The friendly we played against Haiti before we left favored me. Jefferson, Pizarro, Lobatón and Ramírez had been injured and they had the chance to travel”.
9. Julio César Uribe and the truth of Spain 82
8. ‘Cafú’ Salazar and Sampaoli’s birthday
“It was on Jorge Sampaoli’s birthday. I have had the chance to be with different coaches from around the world, but I have never seen a coach celebrate his birthday and throw a cake on his head. And that’s not all. Together, we throw the cake in his face. But that is not all. Then came more.”
“They grabbed him by one of his left leg, others by his right leg, others by his arms in the Tupac Amaru style and threw him into the pool with slippers and a wallet. You can’t imagine what it was.”
7. Germán Leguía and the 6-0 against Argentina
Because we were always in concentrations, we are going to play against Argentina and they put us in Rosario in a hotel in the center. All our security is gone, security is gone. At night the flags were lowered all over the hotel, cars passing by, everything… and when we went to the stadium all the Argentines at our side, “oh brothers, what about this, what about the other.” And Videla entered the dressing room to give a message, imagine, it was like saying “they’re not going to get out of here alive, not even kidding.” Then it was brave for those who entered.
“That team did not lose by that number of goals, there were many strange things there, there were things like to tell you we played without 9”.
6. Olcese and the joke on “Pájaro” Juárez
“’Bird’ I’m a good roommate, I only have one problem, I’m a sleepwalker, but don’t worry, I don’t do strange things, I only ask you not to wake me up because if you do you can create a problem for me”.
“That’s how I went to bed. After half an hour I got up and lay on his bed and hugged him and put my leg on him and he said to me in a low voice: “Hey, slow down, idiot, wake up, idiot”, and I hugged him more and dotted him more , and he told me: “Boludo, wake up”, I held back my laughter. LOL”.
5. Paco Bazán and when Cueva squared it
“’Cuevita’ called me from Brazil to stand up for his friends who had exposed him by recording him in a video, leaving Cueva in a bad way. ‘Harry Potter’ is a good friend, despite everything, he came out in defense of his friends. He told me to downshift him and well I’ve downshifted him two gears”.
4. Hugo Sotil making Pele angry
“That time we met with Pelé, all the people of South America. And Edson Arantes comes in with his mink coat, he sits next to me. I have a photo before the World Cup with him. Pocho Rospigliosi was the one who took me to do the interview and he told me to ask him a question. “What am I going to ask him?” I asked him.
“Pelé was being questioned, a coach Saldaña who did not want him and said that he was old and injured. Pocho tells me to ask Pelé when he retires. I told him ‘Edson, until when do you plan to play’ and he says to me: “Are you also withdrawing me from soccer?!” We got to the World Cup and he was chosen as the best player ”.
3. ‘Pepa’ Baldessari and the truth of the ‘clean up’
“I went to file the complaint and I leaned towards Channel 4 because I thought they were the most serious. I made the complaint and I make the mistake of dropping my pants, I don’t know what happened to me, I felt so helpless. Any son of p… comes and threatens you with death for a football match, I said: “I’ll pass your money through…dirty money, I’ll pass it through the cu…” because I knew where it came from That money came”
2. Manco and the truth of his “kidnapping” in Mexico
“I lived alone and next to my house there was a chibola. We started dating, we walked hand in hand, and everything was fine. Until one day they take me away, put a gun to my head and tell me the name of a woman I’ve never heard of.
“What saved me is that they check my wallet and there was my player card. They let me go, but they tell me “Where we see you, you know, so you’re leaving tomorrow.” They had broken my septum and my cousin also ‘charged’. So I went back home, got my clothes ready and the president of the club even offered me private security.”
1. Roberto Martinez and viagra
“My eyes got injected, my heart started to make me, being in my thirties, boom, boom, boom, I started to get scared in bed. I put on tv, because you don’t sleep, obviously, and I start to get scared. And the doll, ‘Robertito’, forget it, continued the brave man. But he didn’t want to know anything, he didn’t feel like it. And I call a doctor friend, I go out and call him and tell him. “Have a peach with sugar”, he told me and I don’t know what else he recommended to me. I continued… look, I spent the worst night of my life, I swear I thought the worst”.
“I thought I was having a cardiac arrest, the next day I call him to my paw and recriminate him for that. “I almost died, how do you give me that hue…”, I tell him”.
