“It’s stupid, but that’s the way it is”: In “Mats Hummels auf Parship” author Thomas Brussig lets the coach from SV Börde loose on humanity.
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That was the case at the 1980 European Championships in Italy
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“Leben bis Mann” by Thomas Brussig is also a success as a play
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At the center of the football monologue is referee Uwe Fertig
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