O Google Assistant helps you perform everyday tasks, such as conducting searches and making phone calls. But a really cool thing that the service is also capable of doing is telling the funniest jokes on the internet (or not).
The digital helper’s repertoire is vast and you can have fun for a long time listening to jokes about animals, technology, infamous puns, etc. The content is perfect to enjoy with family and friends.
How to Enable the “Ok, Google” Feature
You can use your voice for the digital assistant to perform actions such as adding reminders and requesting directions. For this, the “Ok, Google” feature must be activated — and you must have the Google application installed on your mobile phone or tablet (Android | iOS).
No Android
- In the app, tap the profile icon in the top right corner;
- Tap on “Settings”;
- Slide the screen and tap on the “’Ok, Google’ and Voice Match” option;
- Select “Ok Google and Voice Match”;
- Tap the “Hey Google” button;
- Select “Next”;
- Slide the screen and tap “I accept”;
- Read all voice commands and tap “Next”.
No iOS
- In the app, tap the profile icon in the top right corner;
- Tap on “Settings”;
- Select “Voice and Assistant”;
- Tap “Hotword ‘Ok Google’” and “OK”.
It is worth mentioning that the Google Assistant on iOS can only be activated when you have the application open. On Android, you can use it on any screen.
Okay Google, tell me a joke
Check out a list of some of the best (or worst) jokes told by Google’s virtual helper:
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What is the natural disaster that dogs hate the most?
Hurricane; -
What car part is only made in Egypt?
The pharaohs; -
What did the shoelace say to the shoe?
“I’m stoked on you”; -
The engineer looked into the mirror. What happened?
The civil engineer; -
In the fight between adhesive tape and electrical tape, who won?
The insulating tape, because it is a black belt; -
What did the boy do to avoid going to the optician?
Moved to Boa Vista; -
Who is porridge’s mother?
The mother Zena; -
What is the monkey’s favorite outfit?
The jumpsuit; -
What is the oldest part of the car?
The fly-by; -
What is the favorite musical note of cars?
The ré -
I have a hoe, a spade and a scythe. How many tools do I have?
Two, because one is gone; -
What is the Brazilian state that loves tools?
O Ama-pá; -
Why did the knife shop go bankrupt?
Because he only sold on credit; -
Why is there no power in the barracks?
Because every cable has already been soldered; -
Why are the train wheels made of iron?
Because if they were made of rubber, they would erase the line; -
Never give up on your dreams
If you ended up in one bakery, look for another; -
Why did the alligator take the little alligator out of school?
Because he year reptile; -
Who says it wrong: Mônica or Cebolinha?
Mônica, because Cebolinha says “elado”; -
What did one printer say to another?
“Is this paper yours or is it just me?” -
What did the lamp say when you turned it on?
“I’m on”; -
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
“I’m disappointed”; -
What animal has passed its expiration date?
The wild boar; -
Why did the child eat the math homework?
Because the teacher said that doing the homework was a piece of cake; -
What is a pink dot in the pokemon fight stadium?
It’s the invincible PINKachu; -
Why was the water trapped?
Because it killed the thirst; -
Which animal is not expensive?
to cheap; -
What is the name of Bruce Lee’s vegetarian cousin?
It’s Brocco Lee; -
What is the musicians’ favorite sport?
Discus throw; -
What did the oil say to the vinegar?
“I say nothing, just oil”; -
What did the calculating machine say to the accountant?
“You can count on me!”; -
What was the cow doing in space?
Seek the vacuum; -
What is the decorator’s problem when he goes to see a doctor?
Decoration; -
What is the sound that porcupines make when they kiss?
“Ui”; -
Do you know what Batman said to the Invisible Man?
“It’s been awhile!”; -
Which country produces the most wine?
Grape-ticano; -
How does a football game between ducks end?
Tied; -
What is the name of the car that announces that it is going to rain?
Black Celtic; -
In a fruit race, the apple is winning. What happens if she slows down?
A raisin; -
What is the slowest food?
And po-lente; -
How does the snake save a person in a flood?
Giving the boat; -
What is Thor’s favorite dish?
Thorresmus; -
What did the pole say to the dog?
“It’s no use watering because I don’t grow anymore”; -
What is the sourest river in the world?
The Solimões River; -
What the horse was doing on the public phone?
pass prank; -
Two people are in a canoe on the lake. When the oar falls into the pond, people start looking for it. What is the name of the movie?
Looking for Rowing; -
What is the difference between a pond and a bakery?
In the pond there is little frog and in the bakery, bread is baked; -
Who is older: the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can come out at night; -
What did the hedgehog ask the cactus?
“Is that you, Mommy?”; -
What is the wine that has no alcohol?
quail egg; -
What is the most certain place in Brazil?
The hinterland.
What is the order of Google Assistant jokes?
Google Assistant jokes are randomly told based on a pre-programmed library. This content is regularly updated with new additions and can be customized based on user interactions.
In addition, the digital helper can also tell different styles of jokes, which include puns, questions and answers, animal or technology-themed jokes, among others.
Is there a limit?
It is not possible to determine an exact number of jokes available in the virtual assistant’s library, but it is assumed that the amount is quite large and only increases as the platform learns new content.
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