The Police are respected! But not me. I never respected the red light, I always went against traffic and I laugh at photo ballots. I recently saw the ‘ampay’ they did to ‘Chorri’ Roberto Palacios, who fell flat for being a ‘monse cheater’, and my mind went back to 1989. At that time he lived in the town of Alianza Lima. The ramp of the western esplanade was the training point for the motorized female police officers. They did their pirouettes, they stopped dead, their engines roared and I enjoyed the tight clothes they wore. I was small, without much of a journey in life and since there were no Smartphones, seeing them was my erotic fantasy.
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Most of them are 1.75 m tall, with a good figure, but, above all, very leggy. Paradito delighted me with these women. One afternoon when I was watching, two of them approached me and asked me: “Buddy, do you know where the bathroom is?” Excited, I took them to the restrooms. I waited for them to come out and I returned with them to the entrance door of the club. The tallest, with caramel eyes, with a ‘bunny’ face, gave me a compliment: “How educated, rare in a footballer.” From that moment on, I couldn’t sleep. It was her, period. I liked it more and more. Irresistible with her boots and her thighs that stood out in her tight pants. She got into my head morning, noon and night.
The motorized took the bait
Five days in a row we crossed paths and it was time to cast the hook. I invited her to dinner. We went out four times and I only got kisses on the cheek. She didn’t slack off. She must be the lady who took the longest to accept me. Until we went to see a movie in a cinema, in front of the Plaza Manco Cápac. In full function, I took a risk. I reached out my arm, touched his shoulder and jumped into the pool. She reciprocated me. We left the room like lovers, holding hands. I accompanied her on foot to ‘Radio Patrol’, because between the soda and the little field I had ended up in ruins. We said goodbye with a very fiery chape.
Two days later, we met in a ‘Don Julio’ pub in The victory. The strange thing is that he appeared with a bag that had me intrigued. We had two jugs of sangria and there she really let go. Sweet, sweet, I kidnapped her from the ‘Miami’ hotel, in Lince. There, I threw her on the little bed, I was packed back, but she stopped me and she said: “Wait a moment”. She entered the bathroom, she took a while and when she appeared she was wearing a black thong, a bra of the same color and was wearing her boots and helmet. I went crazy on ‘a’. While we were in full training, he whispered to me: “Sir, park well.” When I caressed her legs she yelled at me: “Hey, I’m asking for your license!”. When I wanted to go to forbidden places, he replied: “Don’t eat me!” It was a night of total madness.
One night he went to the ‘Intimate Villa’, asked for me and I went out. She was dressed from head to toe in her uniform… but this time with the motorcycle. She asked me to get on and accelerated to the bottom of the ramp. She squared her vehicle, turned on her back with her arms outstretched and her hands resting on her ‘ship’. And we gave free rein to passion. She let me arrest her, bribe her and park me wrong.
Everything was going perfect. We talk about living together. Until I failed. Lima Alliance organized a fair to raise funds for the children of the institution in October. That afternoon many people came from the street and a sweetie was given to me. So I went into my club room with that girl, plan for 4 in the afternoon. Total, it will be a matter of a couple of hours and bye, I thought. But it wasn’t a ’round’, I sweated two and we fell asleep.
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The ‘tombita’ supported me
In my ‘insanity’, I forgot to lock the door. My little tomb, he barely finished his service at 7 at night, he started to see me. And what should not have happened happened. He sent himself straight to my room and, when he saw us between the sheets, he yelled as if he were sending an underling: “Víctorrrrr!!” I woke up instantly, as if ice water had been thrown on my face and I saw how he pointed his gun at me.
“Don’t look for me, because I’ll kill you”, he threatened me. To this day I know nothing of her life. More than three decades, but what I did to him is unforgivable. I marked her forever and for worse. I think that if I cross her, she will shoot me or at least she will blow my ballot papers. That’s why don’t forget that the Police are respected. And if she is a woman, much more… They are the bravest. See you next Thursday…
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